FULL NAME: Daniel Luke Clinger
DOB: February 24, 1973
BIRTHPLACE: Chardon, Ohio
HOMETOWN: Huntsburg, Ohio
CURRENT HOME: Cuyahoga Falls, Oh. USA
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon Bits
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: Peppercorn Ranch
DO YOU DRINK: More Dr Pepper than should be legal. And, yes, Alcohol
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR APPENDIX OR TONSILS REMOVED:  Nope. Still got all those parts.
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Shampoo
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: As often as they need it.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: 2- but one only covers 1/4 of the other.
PETS: None currently. (R.I.P. Monster)
FAVORITE MUSIC: Angry white guy music currently. I am a fan of Jewel and a few other mellow female artists.
DREAM CAR: older Vette, probably Stingray
CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: '97 Ford Probe
FIRST CAR: Orange Bobcat (kinda like a pinto)
FAVORITE FOOD: Does Dr Pepper count as food? Pizza, Lemon pepper chicken, steak- well done, Jack in the Box fast food... If it is bad for me I probably like it.
DO/DID YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Sure. They are the reason I am so nuts.
FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Decorah Iowa
FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT: Don't know- I may not have been there yet.
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Chocolate Peanut Butter- Recee's Peanut Butter crunch.
WHAT DO YOU WEAR IN BED: Whatever I was wearing when I staggered in there usually.
FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: Have we covered this yet? Dr Pepper!
FAVORITE FAMILY GAME: B.S. your way around the dinner table.
BAD TIME OF DAY: Morning
FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: Fall- because it seems like everything is dying. And because it isn't as hot as the summer, or as cold as the winder, not to mention the great storms.
ADIDAS, NIKE, KEDS, OR REEBOK: Whatever fits well, is mostly white, and doesn't try to project an additude. I can do that without my shoes thank you very much. Most of the time I go without anyway.
FAVORITE NOVEL: Does this mean I should know how to read? I have always been more a fan of short stories- it comes from a short attention span.
FAVORITE POEM/ POET: Edgar Allen Poe's Tell Tale Heart, or the Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert Service
FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: If I smell a drop of Poison on a woman in the mall- I will follow her around for hours. Or until security makes me stop.
FAVORITE SUBJECT(S) IN SCHOOL: Math- believe it or not it was a new way of thinking that intreagued me.
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Math- I was never good at getting the answers the teacher wanted.
FAVORITE FLAVOR OF CAMBELL'S SOUP: Cream of some dead animal (are you still reading this far down?)
FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY: Swordfish- Matrix type action, Fast computers, hot women, plot twists, big explosions- how can you go wrong?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINKS: 2 Dogs Lemon Brew
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Cross Country Tree Hunting
FAVORITE LOVE SONG: Somebody, by Depeche Mode
ANYTHING "DIFFERENT" ABOUT YOU: Where to begin- I have 2 freak spots- under my chin where no hair grows and up and to my left of my belly button where extra hair grows. I think it is sick joke by the aliens who abducted me. Oh yeah- the experiments they are doing are for hair growth. Have you ever seen one of those little grey bastards with any hair at all? No!
STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE: This website is starting to rank right up there.
MY FAVORITE QUOTE: "Love is a rare opportunity. And when that love is somehow parted, it's something deep down inside that wants just a reminder- a slice of memory- a posession- I thought you might want to know why I came for Frank's Favorite Chair."